Absolutely Robody Cares

Rothing speaks bullshit more than an android nobot in a wheelchair tele-operated by a white dude wearing Hololenses, as if he was in some kind of alternate hospitality world we’d all want to live in.

Making it a square video does not make it cooler either.

“Remote caregivers”, I suppose that’s what they call “robodies”, providing “companionship”, “genuine human connection” and “the warmth of human interaction” is now a “comforting reality”, says the soothing female narrator voice trying to hit every keyword in the marketing 101 playbook.

“Nurturing human connection, enriching lives and redefining the essence of care”, more like nurturing the techno dream of total surveillance, enriching stock value for shareholders and pouring gasoline over healthcare.

Taking Blue Screen of Death to another level

Two deaths and 52 injuries were caused when the mechanical surgeon spontaneously powered down mid operation or made an incorrect movement.

In another 10.5 per cent of recorded malfunctions, electrical sparks burned patients, resulting in 193 injuries.

Robot surgeons kill 144 patients, hurt 1,391, malfunction 8,061 times